Dallas, Texas-
Cowboy fans have faced nothing but heartbreak for the past few years with quarterback Tony Romo under center. Romo always seems to find a way to fall short, and raise our hope just enough that it stings a little worse when he lets us down. Romos signature play seems to be throwing a pick on the game winning drive, a classic move that he truly mastered.
Luckily this will no longer be the case, seeing how it has been announced that Romo has lost the starting job as the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. A move that should have been done years ago is finally in motion, and the coaching staff is happy with the decision that they have made.
“I mean he had his chance, and he has to be the saddest QB I’ve coached in awhile” said Head Coach Jason Garret
“I feel for Romo, really I do I want to see him do well, but in reality it just isn’t in his blood to win games. He had his scape goat Jason Witten for some time, but eventually Witten will be gone, and who is Romo going to throw the ball to? I mean besides the opposing team.”
Romo has not commented on the sudden change, but it is rumored that he may also lose his role as bench warmer if he doesn’t get his mind straight.
“You would think it would be as easy as just sitting down, and staying quiet, but knowing Tony he will find a way to mess it up some how, he always does.” said Garret
It is unclear who will be taking the spot of Romo this fall, but at least Cowboy fans can sleep easy at night knowing they have a slim chance of a season that doesn’t end in tears, and curses.
