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Donald Sterling Releases Sex Tape With V Stiviano; Possibly The Most Disturbing Thing You’ll Ever See

empire-sports-donald-sterling-v-stiviano-sex-tape-video-fuck-transvestiteLos Angeles, California —

Donald Sterling has become a household name over night, but not in any positive way at all. Sterling is all over the news for making racial comments towards African Americans even though he owns a professional sports team that is made up of 80% Africa Americans.

That story has been said, and done and the fate of Sterling’s careers is unclear at the moment. To add more gasoline to the fire, a sex tape has leaked, of Sterling and his girlfriend V Stiviano. It is rumored that Stiviano is attempting to use this bad press to gain attention, and fame like Kim Kardashian did with Ray Jay. She knows she will only be in the spotlight for a sort amount of time, and really is most likely looking at every angle she can take to remain notoriously famous.

The thing about the sex tape is it is hands down the most disturbing thing you will ever see. If you are brave enough to watch, then you will witness things that no man should ever have to experience. Sterling is an older gentlemen, but his body looks like it had aged twice as fast as he had. His body is so disgusting it almost makes up for the racist comments he had made.

Stivianio is no angel either, throughout the entire sex tape it appeared that she was tucking back a penis between her legs.  Their chemistry in the bed was like a dog to a piece of steak, as you watched this old racist man get attacked by a questionable female.

We have decided to not provide the link to the sex tape due to legal issues, and the fact that we feel that people should not even witness this. Just to clarify how bad the tape was I had to watch “Two Girls, One Cup” after words just to get the tape out of my head.

 

Erin Andrews Suspended From Fox Sports; Forced To Finish High School

empire-sports-erin-andrews-suspended-fox-news-espn-fired-high-school-sex-tape-diplomaAccording to sources, Fox Sports mannequin Erin Andrews will take a leave of absence in order to study for her high equivalency diploma. Although her position requires no intelligence or expertise whatsoever, Andrews believes adding a GED to her portfolio will make her more marketable. Clearly, very little thought has gone into the matter.

Andrews was, of course, stripped of her high school diploma and Bachelor of Arts degree from the University of Florida in 2004 when it was revealed she received passing grades from teachers and professors in exchange for sexual favors. She was subsequently hired by ESPN the same year. Many insiders believe she used Chris Berman’s infamous casting couch to procure a position with the all sports network.

“They don’t call him Boomer for nothing,” said analyst Tom Jackson. “Erin was hired after her first ‘interview’ with Chris, and was still walking with a conspicuous limp several days later.” (It is rumored that commentator Skip Bayless was hired under similar circumstances.)

Speaking on the condition of anonymity, one Fox executive said this of Andrews: “We all had her, even the guys who didn’t have anything to do with her next promotion. This is one woman willing to do anything to get on TV… and then some.”

Embarrassed by the scandal, Andrews went public and, during an emotional press conference, admitted that, despite graduating from high school and college, she had never learned to read or write.

Inspired by her inexplicable popularity, Andrews received Cosmopolitan magazine’s “Against All Odds” award, and was praised for “making her mark in a man’s profession despite an obvious inability to think coherently and form intelligible sentences.” Andrews would later serve as the focus of an article entitled, “How to Sleep Your Way to the Top.”

It is a well-known television industry secret that Andrews worked as a high-priced call-girl while at the U of F in order to pay her way through college. Perhaps it was this sordid chapter of her life that motivated Erin to become a spokesperson for the “Leaving the Life” foundation, an organization dedicated to bringing normalcy to the lives of former prostitutes.

Tutors for Andrews report she is close to mastering her ABCs, and is scheduled to begin addition and subtraction lessons next week.

Michael Sam To Star In Gay Porn Version Of “Mandingo”

empire-sports-michael-sam-gay-porn-mandingo-nfl-scoutNEW YORK CITY—

On the verge of becoming the NFL’s first openly gay player, Michael Sam continues to push the envelope by announcing his intention to star in a gay porn version of the salacious Civil War-era sex-fest, “Mandingo.” Sam will reportedly play the lead role of Mede, a run-down plantation’s most virile breeding buck, portrayed in the original by former heavyweight boxing champ Ken Norton.

Sam’s agent, Cameron Weiss, was candid about his client’s ambitious decision.

“Michael’s greatest attributes are not always seen on the field,” said Weiss. “In fact, if you really want to see him perform, don’t miss this film.”

Last month, leaked pictures, allegedly of Sam’s penis, went viral on the Internet, and caused a sensation at the NFL Scouting Combine. Weiss denied the penis in question belonged to Sam, but a former lover, speaking on the condition of anonymity, was unequivocal about his opinion.

“Oh, that’s definitely Michael,” said the source. “I’d recognize his sausage anywhere.”

The situation took another bizarre turn when several Internet websites claimed to possess footage of Sam at the NFL Scouting Combine walking around with an erection. While this is impossible to determine with any degree of accuracy, if Sam wasn’t fully engorged, he is, without question, one of the most gifted men in North America.

NFL scouts don’t have an issue with Sam’s homosexual lifestyle, but have expressed concern about the tremendous girth of his massive unit. The prevailing wisdom among league GMs is that Sam’s potential teammates might be intimidated by the sheer size of the appendage.

Speaking off the record, one longtime league executive said this: “Nobody cares what somebody does in the privacy of their own home, but these guys have to shower together. The fear of many general managers is when other players get a look at that thing, they may very well quit the game.”

Another NFL insider claims that Sam’s purple-headed warrior dwarfs that of NFL Hall of Famer Marcus Allen, who was affectionately referred to by teammates as “Driftwood.” Allen was believed to have possessed the largest penis in NFL history before Sam burst onto the scene.

Regarding the film, Sam will play opposite well-endowed gay porn stars Navin Steed and T-Bone Johnson, and producer Abe Shapiro boasts that the movie climaxes with a cotton field orgy he described as, “Homeric.”

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell would not comment on the film but did say he has been advised by others to wear a protective cup if he plans to hug Sam on draft day.

 

Kobe Bryant Files For Divorce After Finding Clippers Jersey In Wife’s Closet

empire-sports-kobe-bryant-files-for-divorce-clippers-jerseyLOS ANGELES —

“I know I messed up in the past, but a Clippers jersey? That’s worth me f**king at least two white women,” said the four time All Star MVP Kobe Bryant to TMZ cameras while storming from his home in Los Angeles.

Kobe Bryant returned home Sunday night to find that his wife Vanessa hid a clippers jersey in her closet given to her by the team owner.

“I know its petty, but so is Lebron not cutting off the rest of his hair,” said Kobe referring to the critics that he says will attack him for leaving his wife of 1 years over a jersey, but says its the principle of it. “That headband ain’t fooling nobody Lebron. We still see it.”

Kobe refused to name the player whos jersey he found in his wife’s closet, but did say, “His last name rhymes with Pippen, but he ain’t black and that n**ga will never play with Jordan.”

Kobe Bryant Wanted To Divorce Wife For Kim Kardashian; Rejected By Kim

empire-sports-kobe-bryant-rejected-by-kim-kardashian-kanya-westLOS ANGELES— 

Who came first when it comes to Kim Kardashian? Ray J or Kanye West? If you have heard Ray Js hit song then you know he “hit it first”, but whats really matters in this case is who is going to hit it last.

Kim Kardashian has had her turn around the block, dating several different types of athletes and stars. Almost like a line to a roller coaster you have to wait in line to get a ride, and if your patience you’ll get your turn.

Thought s like these may be the case for all start basketball player Kobe Bryant who admitted earlier this week, that he planned on divorcing his wife at a chance with Kim Kardashian. Bryant admitted he had a heavy crush on Kim since her sex tapes were released years ago.

His attempts to get to Kim haven’t been going well, a statement by Kim K claiming “I don’t care how famous or good looking his is, he fell off in the NBA”.

With a statement like this it dawns on you how shallow Kim can really be. When hearing he next statement you’ll grow to hate her even more.

“I’m happy with my life, and don’t need the drama of another man screwing my relationship up. Maybe If Lebron’s name was dropped, I’d consider a change”.

With this news it is clear that Bryant is out of the picture, until he starts becoming the top dog in the NBA again. It is not clear what Bryant plans to do about his wife, and whether he will wait out for Kim to come running, or toe the not again with his ex.

 

Brett Favre’s Back With A New Sex Tape Scandal

Favre took heat for sending pics to Jenn Sterger, now he's taking it all off.
Favre took heat for texting nude pics to Jenn Sterger, now he’s taking it off for the world.

Remember the good ole Brett Favre? Every young boys hero, and one of the best players to ever set foot on the football field. Favre has been brought back into the media spotlight today, with his new sex tape he released this Monday, featuring NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

The sex tape has over 1.6 million views on Favre’s website, and has gained Favre over 100,000 followers on twitter over the last day.

Favre has yet to make a public announcement on this issue, but for Goodell, who has made numerous statements to the press, stating that he is planning to step down, and let Cowboys owner Jerry Jones take over the entire NFL organization. Jerry Jones has recently spoken to the media stating that he plans to eliminate all NFL teams besides the NFC East, and also wants to eliminate all kickers and punters. During all of this mayhem unfolding due to one sex tape that Favre released, it has gotten worse. Favre released a new sex tape starring Mark Sanchez an hour ago titled ” The real butt fumble”, and has sent the world into complete shock.

Favre surprisingly has gained more supporters across all of this, while the NFL is slowly crumbling away as new NFL commissioner Jerry Jones, plans to eliminate more positions and teams by the minute. The NFL is losing many fans, and for the first time in history the WNBA has grown popular and holds more season ticket holders than all the NFL.

This is a sad day in sports, and a sad day for the NFL.