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Ronda Rousey Pregnant, Still Plans to Fight During Pregnancy

May 22, 2014 JP Leave a comment

Riverside County, California– One of the most feared females in the octagon has some huge news coming to her fans. The female UFC Champion Ronda Rousey has announced that she is in fact pregnant.

The 27 year old UFC fighter has made it to the top of the fighter world, win after win. She put the female chapter of the UFC on the maps, and still to this day is undefeated. On top of all of that she is a complete heartthrob, which she gets a lot of attention for.

All of these things may be the reason why she has decided to continue to fight, even though she is pregnant. A move like this may get frowned upon by her fans, and Dana White has not giving a comment on the new announcement, and if he will even allow this to happen.

In the meantime Rousey has made it very clear that she will be doing everything in her power to fight while with child.

“I can see the dangers in it, but I am very good at protecting myself,” said Rousey.

“I’m the champ for a reason, and it is my choice to step into the ring or not. Nothing can hold me back here to be honest, I’m at the high point of my career, and I don’t have 9 plus months to fade away in the fighting world.”

Rousey has not made it clear who the father of the child may be, but rumors are floating that it may belong to UFC President Dana White. The two have been spotted at a lot of different events, and rumors of the two secretly dating have been around for several months.

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Survey: Men Afraid To Fantasize About Ronda Rousey

May 21, 2014 kctinman Leave a comment

A new poll, out this week, had some surprising results that say a lot about modern day American men. Apparently men in modern society, here in the good ole’ USA, are incapable of even having imaginary intercourse with Ronda Rousey. The poll conducted by Robertonson Pollsters Inc, found that a mere 39% of American males under the age of 40 were courageous enough to have fantasies about the uber-hot UFC womens bantamweight champ, Ronda Rousey. That means that 61% of the young men surveyed admitted that they were too afraid to even have lustful thoughts about Rousey for fear of being physically hurt during the fantasy. Irrational fear is evidently not good for men’s libido.

This new information, while on the surface seems surprising, is actually a reflection of today’s society in America. We talked to psychologist, Dr. Ethol Ridenall, who backed up the findings of the survey. She did not find it shocking at all that American males were mentally frightened by a fierce female fighter like Rousey. “Young men in the United States have been domesticated by the culture to the point where they are almost a different species from a male in the early 1900’s. Long gone are the bar fighting, hard working, Budweiser drinking brutes of decades past. These real men have been replaced by fake tough guy acting(as seen on reality TV), no-job-having, Bud Light drinking, docile creatures we somehow continue to refer to as men”.

Another expert we spoke to about the subject of the Rousey poll talked at length about the negative effects from Facebook and other social media on today’s men. Ted Mustevey, a writer for Social Media Hourly, said that most modern men under 40 cannot fathom speaking to a girl face to face unless they have “talked” on Facebook already. “These guys have a phone hooked to their faces 24/7, so physical interaction is very different and scary for them. Texting has replaced talking to females on the phone, much less having a real life conversation over lunch. It is really to the point of a phobia with these already weak minded males”.

This new information is not exactly going to raise our county’s status around the world. It is down right disheartening and it is no wonder Viagra is so popular. Buy some stock in the little blue pill if you can. Evidently the demand is going to increase, as men need it not only for reality sex but also the imaginary variety.

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Movement Seeking Teen Mom Fight With Rousey Gains Momentum

April 21, 2014 kctinman Leave a comment

LAS VEGAS—

It seems like there is a new fight possibility for UFC champion Ronda Rousey each week. It was just a few days ago that the ridiculous idea of her fighting boxing champ Floyd Mayweather was making the rounds. That story was intriguing but never really had a chance to happen. No way Mayweather would get in a ring of any shape to fight a female, even though Rousey is perfectly capable of defending herself against any man. It would have been a no win situation for Money May. If he loses he is disgraced, and if he wins, what honor is that for a man beating up a woman?

This new possible opponent for Rousey would be a win-win for almost everyone on the planet. The talk is heating up due to support in the sports world as well as the pop culture world. The opponent that is being pushed toward the Rousey camp, as an exhibition fight, is Jenelle Evans from MTV’s Teen Mom 2. For those few who are unaware of the MTV reality show, it basically shows the lives of multiple teenage moms navigating their way, mostly unsuccessfully, through society. Jenelle is possibly the most hateable character on the show. I only say “possibly” because her own mom is on the show and is a monster of epic proportions with a voice that makes one contemplate where such humans could originate. So many people would like to punch Ms. Evans in the face that it’s a lock that those same people would pay $60 to watch Ronda Rousey do the dirty work for them.

Ronda Rousey does not need a fight like this. Clearly she would destroy Jenelle as quickly as the champ desired. Ms. Evans definitely does not need a fight like this, even though she does enjoy brawling with her contemporaries in the white trash community. Jenelle’s only motivation for fighting a killer like Rousey would obviously be the cash. There would be a pile of it on the table and the teen mom usually needs some bail money for her repeated run-ins with the authorities. She often times even fails drug tests during court when she knows the tests are coming. So maybe the biggest hurdle to this fight actually becoming a reality, is Jenelle’s mental stability. I am not sure if the sanctioning body of Nevada allows crazy people to engage in MMA fights.

The biggest pay off for this cage match between Rousey and Jenelle Evans would go to the American public. The USA has seen some tough times in the last six or seven years. The economy is still a grind and our young generation appears to have no direction or motivation. This PPV fight could bring in half a billion dollars if it is promoted properly. Even more importantly, it could show kids that hard work and having class actually pays off. It would be a battle between good and evil in my eyes. Good, being Ronda Rousey, who with hard work, discipline, respect for her craft, and a drive to be something better, has reached the top of her profession. Evil, being Jenelle, who with no talent, no work ethic, no self control, no motivation, and no clue, has somehow risen to a small level of fame. Seeing ‘good’ pummel ‘evil’ into a bloody mess would be good for the young generation in the USA. Maybe it would wake them up from the false promise of government checks, reality TV idiocy, and possibly get them off the couch to find a job or hit the gym.

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History is Made With the First Male Vs. Female UFC Fight

April 21, 2014 JP 4 Comments

Chicago, Illinois-

One of the most entertaining, hard hitting sports, is bringing another aspect to the octagon that will have fans freaking out. The UFC runs a tight ship when it comes to there professional fights with weight classes, referees, and measures to make sure that their fighters are as safe as possible, even though it is their job to beat each other up.

The question is will their next stunt be one to break them or make them? it has been announced for the first time ever in UFC history that a male fighter will be facing a female fighter in months to come. The fighters have yet to be announced, but the contract is a go, and the fight will take place in Chicago, Illinois.

“I’ve seen the female fighters really making some great moves in the octagon, and the ratings for their fights have been going up, and up since we started that branch of the UFC.” said Dana White

“My team and I have decided to take it to the next level, and see if some of these ladies can compete against the men. If all goes like planned the first Co-Ed fight will take place in Chicago.”

Rules and regulations will be switched up for the fight, to make sure that neither fighter will get hurt, or hurt the other opponent to the point of serious damage. A few names have been spoken, but the official bout has yet to be determined, or at least made public.

“I’ll tell you one thing, if a female fighter knocks out a male fighter, it will prove that women belong in this sport. I watch some of my girl fighters, and I am blown away by there fighting skills, so when the idea was pitched to me I had no hesitation to go ahead with the bout.” said White

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Game Of Thrones Season 4 Premiere Features Ronda Rousey

March 25, 2014 kctinman Leave a comment

NEW YORK CITY—

If you thought the season four premiere of HBO’s Game Of Thrones was getting a lot of press, that hype machine just got cranked up to 10. News leaked out today that UFC Bantamweight Champion, and all around bad-ass, Ronda Rousey will be appearing in the premiere on Sunday April 6th. The HBO show is wildly popular on its own, it still never hurts to shake things up to keep a television show fresh. If the addition of the hottest female fighter on earth can bring in just a fraction of the UFC fans to the audience of GOT, it could be the highest rated HBO show ever.

We tried to get a comment from HBO, but only got the standard, “you will have to tune in on April 6th and see for yourself”. One source close to Ronda Rousey did tell us that the UFC star is definitely in more than one short scene for the show. The source also hinted that Rousey has been offered a continuing role in Game Of Thrones by show runner David Benioff. Apparently the UFC champion is mulling over her options.

I cannot wait to see the premiere next Sunday myself. I know many others are excited as well. A popular TV show combined with a mega sports star who happens to be beautiful is a recipe for success. I mentioned this news to a “TapOut” t shirt wearing guy at Starbucks this afternoon and he was truly psyched. He kept pumping his fist, and saying,”dude, there’s lots of nudity on that show”! While he has a good point, my only hope is that Rousey gets to be the one to end the life of that little bastard, King Joffrey, via arm bar preferably.

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Ronda Rousey Threatens To Give UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste Black Eye

March 6, 2014 IamShado Leave a comment

Recently, the MMA world has been abuzz from harsh words being volleyed by two well-known names in the UFC. No, this isn’t banter between two fighters trash-talking before an upcoming fight, this war of words is between an pair of unlikely foes.

UFC women’s champion Ronda Rousey ended a heated, back-and-forth dialogue with UFC octagon girl Arianny Celeste with a threat to give the UFC beauty “a black eye”.

The conflict started last week when Rousey was asked about her appearance in Maxim Magazine’s “Hot 100” list of the most beautiful people of 2012. Rousey stated that she thought Arianny’s ranking on the list was “undeserving” and that it would have been funny if she was ranked higher than her.

“It would have been really funny if I’d beaten Arianny Celeste, because that would be like a triathlete coming along and beating the runners in a marathon,” Rousey said. “Like, ‘Ha-ha, it’s your job to show your ti**ies—I do that better than you!’ Maybe next year. She’s only getting older, and I’m reaching my prime.”

On Friday, Celeste snapped back, “I don’t really like the way she carries herself,” Celeste said. “I don’t think she’s a good role model for women. I think that women should empower each other and give each other a little pat on the back.”

Rousey, not known for being the most calm a rational person, hit back hard today with a threat that Arianny might want to take seriously.

“I will seriously give that skank a black eye,” said Rousey. “Really, her entire job is wearing a bra and holding a card in the air and she thinks she can talk sh*t to me? I can’t wait to see her at my next fight.”

UFC President Dana White has yet to respond to Rousey’s comments but we have a feeling he won’t be tolerating any physical confrontation between fighters and ring girls.