Heads up ladies, and some men that are still in the closest, one of the most praised quarterbacks in the NFL has just singed a multi-million deal. The talented, and handsome Tom Brady, QB for The New England Patriots has just announced he will be doing a cover shoot with the magazine Playgirl. Brady has had a very successful career on and off the field, winning multiple Super Bowls, and being a piece of eye candy for several super models.
Now, we get to see Brady in a way we never had before, completely naked. The New England QB is excited for the chance to show his fans the true Brady, and people are thinking that this will either break or make his career. Brady career may literally be hanging in the balance, if the shoot doesn’t go the way that the magazine is planning, then this could be a career ending move for him.
“I mean he is a handsome dude so ladies are going to by a lot of copies. That being said if Tom comes up with a 4th and inches in his trouser it could kill his career. There will never be enough Super Bowl rings that can fix an ego after showing the world you have a small penis.” said a local Patriots fan
“I don’t even follow football, but I would train my entire life, go to college, get a starting spot as a center, hope to get drafted by the Patriots as a center, just to have Tom’s hands between my legs.” said one crazy lady
The issue is to be released in the late fall with people already reserving copies to the issue. Will a sack be a QBs worse enemy once again? Only time will tell.