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67% of Prostitutes Still Willing To Date Donald Sterling According To Poll

empire-sports-donald-sterling-whores-prostitutes-money-v-stiviano-rich-survey-dateLOS ANGELES– A new poll out this morning shows some appalling results when it comes to morals in America these days. According to the phone survey conducted by Griffen Brothers Polling Stats Inc, a whopping 67% of whores would still date disgraced Clippers owner, Donald Sterling. The NBA owner was outed as an alleged racist and a general douche bag by TMZ recently. He was seemingly set up by his “assistant”, V. Stiviano, who recorded Sterling’s rant about her being photographed with black guys.

The poll was taken in light of the obvious nature of V. Stiviano’s sketchy relationship with the 80 year old Sterling. Stiviano is only 31, so I don’t need to elaborate on her reason for hanging with a guy who is half a century her elder. I don’t need to elaborate, but I will anyway. She is a whore lacking in morals, who has sex with super rich guys in the hopes of obtaining a portion of that wealth at some point in her disturbing future, allegedly.

The upsetting poll results show just how far many whores are willing to go to hit the lotto of old man pleasuring. One anonymous groupie from the ATL, told the pollsters that she did not care if Sterling was a racist. “All I care about is that cash homie. If I cared about morals, do you think I would be rubbing up on guys older than my great grandfather,” she stated. Another slut from Miami was quoted as saying, “If the worst thing that NBA owner did was say he disliked black people, then I am ok with that. He is a billionaire, so short of him killing a close member of my own family, I would still date him. And by date him, I mean have sex with him. And on a regular basis.”

There was a time in America that whores had a code. That time is gone forever I am afraid. Only 33% of responding harlots had the pride to take a stand against racism. That number will continue to dwindle until there is not one upstanding whore left in this great nation.

Donald Sterling Shocks World; Asks V Stiviano To Marry Him

empire-sports-donald-sterling-v-stiviano-proposal-marry-engagement-weddingLOS ANGELES — In a move that is likely just a ploy to remove his new status as a racist and a moron, Donald Sterling has asked V. Stiviano to marry him. As a side note, I am kind of tired of seeing this young lady’s first name listed as “V”, as if she is a mega celebrity in need of only a single letter to represent her. Even Elvis and Michael Jackson did not resort to such arrogance and they were two of the most famous people in the history of the earth. Anyway, Sterling proposed to her this weekend at a private retirement party at his home hosted by himself.

Several public relations experts see this marriage proposal as simply a way to rebuild Mr. Sterling’s image. “Marrying the an interracial woman, as opposed to simply using her for disgusting sex, might make the public think Mr. Sterling is a decent guy. The public usually sees through this kind of trick and they likely do not hold this “V” person in high regard anyway.”

I am not sure Sterling realizes he can just go get another young lady, aka whore-like female, who can replace this “V”. There is no need to marry this particular alleged harlot. But he is old and likely losing his mental faculties, along with his NBA team. It is not hard for a billionaire to find the company of a hot young temptress. So what if everyone hates him and thinks he is a racist? The racist thing is new, but people have hated this guy for a while.

In a side story, Sterling is in talks to buy a pro soccer team overseas. It seems like a perfect fit, as soccer may be the most racist sport left on earth, besides NASCAR. Soccer fans would not be offended by anything Sterling does in the future. And it won’t be long before he says something stupid in the presence of an audio recorder once again, I am guessing.

 

Donald Sterling Releases Sex Tape With V Stiviano; Possibly The Most Disturbing Thing You’ll Ever See

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Donald Sterling has become a household name over night, but not in any positive way at all. Sterling is all over the news for making racial comments towards African Americans even though he owns a professional sports team that is made up of 80% Africa Americans.

That story has been said, and done and the fate of Sterling’s careers is unclear at the moment. To add more gasoline to the fire, a sex tape has leaked, of Sterling and his girlfriend V Stiviano. It is rumored that Stiviano is attempting to use this bad press to gain attention, and fame like Kim Kardashian did with Ray Jay. She knows she will only be in the spotlight for a sort amount of time, and really is most likely looking at every angle she can take to remain notoriously famous.

The thing about the sex tape is it is hands down the most disturbing thing you will ever see. If you are brave enough to watch, then you will witness things that no man should ever have to experience. Sterling is an older gentlemen, but his body looks like it had aged twice as fast as he had. His body is so disgusting it almost makes up for the racist comments he had made.

Stivianio is no angel either, throughout the entire sex tape it appeared that she was tucking back a penis between her legs.  Their chemistry in the bed was like a dog to a piece of steak, as you watched this old racist man get attacked by a questionable female.

We have decided to not provide the link to the sex tape due to legal issues, and the fact that we feel that people should not even witness this. Just to clarify how bad the tape was I had to watch “Two Girls, One Cup” after words just to get the tape out of my head.

 

Donald Sterling’s Girlfriend V. Stiviano Born A Man

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In yet another development to a story that has captivated the world of sports over the last week, it has recently been speculated that amid all the other controversy, V. Stiviano, the girlfriend of LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling, was born a man.

Stiviano, 31, recently appeared with Barbara Walters on a 20/20 special, where she commented that she didn’t believe that Sterling, 81, was a racist, but that he should apologize for his comments. Comments, by the way, that were made to Stiviano in private, and that she herself leaked to the press. During this interview, Barbara Walters avoided asking Stiviano about rumors of a sex change, despite it being the one question everyone was hoping she’d ask.

“I knew V when she was still a he,” said a friend of Stiviano’s who wishes to remain anonymous. “Back then, V went by the name T, as in Thomas. To be honest, I’m really surprised that no one ever brought this up before. It wasn’t until the 20/20 interview a couple days ago that people started really questioning it. When the cameras are that close, it’s hard to not see the high, manly cheekbones, chiseled jawline, and Adam’s Apple.”

The 20/20 interview was the first time that Stiviano had commented publicly on the whirlwhind controversy that has erupted since she leaked tapes of her boyfriend, LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling, to the press, early last week.

Since the firestorm, Stiviano had been seen in public wearing a ridiculous visor to cover her face. Reports are that she is wearing the visor so there are less pictures of her surfacing on the internet, where they are being scrutinized for her extremely ugly and manly features. The visor is purportedly made of old CDs that looked are part of band Daft Punk’s leftover costumes.

“I don’t feel any remorse for her, him, whatever.” Continued the anonymous friend. “V caused all this drama by leaking the tapes, and we’re supposed to feel so bad for her, feel so sorry…and now she has to wear a mask in public like one of Michael Jackson’s bastard children? Please. People who are scrutinized in that way usually deserve it.”

EmpireSports spoke with a plastic surgeon, who did not treat Stiviano, to discuss whether such drastic changes could be made to alter a man’s physical features, to the point that have fooled nearly everyone for years.

“Oh, it is absolutely possible. There are things you can’t get rid of. That blatant Adam’s Apple, for example.” Said Dr. Jeremiah Klein, of Klein Kosmetic Kare, in Los Angeles. “Cosmetic surgery, though, is generally limited only by the imagination. The one thing I’m sure people are wondering though, is how Donald Sterling didn’t know about this. It must have been a hell of surprise that first night he went out and cheated on his wife with Ms. Stiviano.”

“I tend to think that Sterling was just money to V,” said the friend. “The dude is like 80 years old, but mighty rich. Relationships like that are always for show, you know? If, on the other hand, he did get down and dirty in there, that might be a whole other news story that hasn’t hit yet…If you know what I mean.”

So far, neither Sterling, Stiviano, or Sterling’s probably extremely pissed-off wife, Rochelle Sterling, have commented on the situation.

 

Donald Sterling Hires Johnnie Cochran JR As His Lawyer

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In a move right out of OJ Simpson’s play book, disgraced Clipper’s owner, Donald Sterling has hired Johnnie Cochran JR to battle the NBA for his team. Cochran JR is the son of famed legal legend, Johnnie Cochran, who worked his magic for OJ when he had some minor issues involving a butchered ex-wife and her associate. Sterling hopes Cochran JR, who is known in legal circles as “Junebug”, can use some of his old man’s racial card tricks to help Sterling keep his NBA team.

Junebug is not quite at the level of his dad, but has earned quite the reputation for twisting up the court cases he has been involved in so far. He is a civil lawyer so Sterling can use his expertise, because the NBA has basically booted his allegedly racist ass right out of the league. The NBA is going to try and force the sale of his team as well. Before that happens, Junebug will have his say in court. And he knows how to say quite a bit when he is on the courtroom floor. If you thought his daddy had a way with words, you have yet to see anything. This young player in the judicial game has more rhymes than a Bible has Psalms, to quote House of Pain. Little known factoid, JR was the one who came up with the “if the gloves don’t fit, then you must acquit” phrase that destroyed the government’s case against OJ. He was twelve at the time, so he has some serious game.

According to sources, Sterling hopes to use the old, “I have lots of black friends move”, to show he is not racist after all. Junebug is said to also be crafting a gameplan that points out over and over again that the Clippers owner is having sex with his half African-American, half Mexican girlfriend multiple times per day. They truly believe that should be proof positive that Sterling is all for diversity. We asked a Sterling spokesman whether that gameplan would make the team owner look racially diverse or just look like a creepy old white guy who is into hot interracial chicks that enjoy his money. “Oh no. Those two are clearly in love and have lots in common with each other”, we were chided by the spokesman.

One thing is clear, the NBA will have a fight on its hands now that Junebug is involved in the case. Sterling has not spent the past twenty years cheating people, underpaying coaches, and discriminating against low level employees, allegedly, only to be brought down by TMZ. JR released a statement moments ago that could have the NBA shaking in their boots. “At no time on the TMZ audio recording did Mr. Sterling use the N-word. So clearly he is not a racist. No N-word, guy’s not a turd”. We we go!

New Donald Sterling Tape Released; Sterling Calls Black People 3/5th Of A Person

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Just hours after NBA commissioner Adam Silver announced a lifetime NBA ban of Donald Sterling his girlfriend, Vanessa Stiviano, twisted the knife a little deeper as she released yet another audio tape in which Sterling can be heard saying that he thinks black people are only 3/5th of a human.

If there were any doubts that this old geezer was a full blown racist, this new tape will surely put those to rest. Some of the things that can be heard on the new audio are simply unbelievable.

Anyway, you can listen to Donald Sterling’s latest rant in it’s full glory here:

L.A. Clippers Owner Makes Confusingly Racist Comments; Rumors of Team Boycott

LOS ANGELES, California – 

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Recently the world of professional basketball was turned upside down when audio of L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling surfaced, berating his girlfriend for being seen in public with “black people.” Sterling’s girlfriend V. Stiviano posted a picture to Instagram of her with legendary NBA player Magic Johnson, and when Sterling saw the picture (which has since been removed), he had some heated words for Stiviano.

“It bothers me a lot that you’re associating with black people…do you have to?…You can sleep with [black people]. You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want.  The little I ask you is not to promote it…and not to bring them to my games.”

The statements made by Sterling are confusing and ironic at best, because he appears to be forgetting that his girlfriend is half Mexican and half African-American herself. Also the fact that he is giving her permission to “sleep with black people”, yet disallows her to be seen in public with them, shows that there is a high possibility that Sterling may, in fact, be losing his mind.

“I’m just saying, in your lousy f**king Instagrams, you don’t have to have yourself with, walking with black people…Don’t put him [Magic] on an Instagram for the world to have to see so they have to call me.  And don’t bring him to my games.” Sterling continued in the leaked audio.

There has been talk in the media of the idea that Sterling is just a pathetic old sad-sack; a relic-style racist who may or may not be mentally incompetent. At 81 years old, Sterling is in a mental throwback to a past time period rife with racist behaviors, and apparently confused about what decade it is currently. In his age bracket, he’s clearly right in the zone for Alzheimer’s, as well as other diseases that cause mental deterioration and, in this case, lack of common sense.

Mental incompetency is one possible explination for how he could be so extremely stupid as to make these insane and confusing comments. He’s apparently also blind to the fact that most of his team is made up of African-Americans, and they’re the ones bringing in all the money to continue lining his very old, very crusty pockets…pockets that are probably also lined with Werther’s Original candies. Old people love Werther’s.

With all the controversy arising so quickly, there is rumor of a possible picket or sit-in by the L.A. Clippers, with the team refusing to play until Sterling makes a public apology or is removed from his position by the NBA. An apology seems highly unlikely, though, as Sterling has showed no signs of remorse for the things he has said, past or present.

This is not the first time that Sterling has inflamed controversy with his racist behavior. As a building owner and landlord, Sterling has been sued twice in the past by the U.S. Federal Government for refusing to rent apartments or houses to African Americans and Latinos. He was also brought to court for racial discrimination by former Clippers executive Elgin Baylor, but a Grand Jury somehow found that situation to be without merit, and threw out the case. Reports that those Grandy Jury members are now kicking themselves in the ass have yet to be substantiated. 

As always happens during times of racist controversy, there are several big names who have weighed in on the subject via social media website Twitter, with the hashtag #Sterling trending. Sports and political commentator Keith Olbermann tweeted his thoughts: “time for #Clippers players to step up. Refuse to play till NBA moves against this racist jackass #Sterling. NBA can’t defend him.”

Many other people in the sports world have also levied their thoughts, including Meek Mill, Dominique Wilkins, and Magic Johnson himself, who said “It’s a shame that Donald Sterling feels that way about African-Americans… He has a team full of amazing African-American basketball players that are working to bring a championship to Clippers fans. The Clippers also have a strong minority fan base.”

No comment yet has been made by the NBA or Sterling himself.