NEW YORK CITY—
If you thought the season four premiere of HBO’s Game Of Thrones was getting a lot of press, that hype machine just got cranked up to 10. News leaked out today that UFC Bantamweight Champion, and all around bad-ass, Ronda Rousey will be appearing in the premiere on Sunday April 6th. The HBO show is wildly popular on its own, it still never hurts to shake things up to keep a television show fresh. If the addition of the hottest female fighter on earth can bring in just a fraction of the UFC fans to the audience of GOT, it could be the highest rated HBO show ever.
We tried to get a comment from HBO, but only got the standard, “you will have to tune in on April 6th and see for yourself”. One source close to Ronda Rousey did tell us that the UFC star is definitely in more than one short scene for the show. The source also hinted that Rousey has been offered a continuing role in Game Of Thrones by show runner David Benioff. Apparently the UFC champion is mulling over her options.
I cannot wait to see the premiere next Sunday myself. I know many others are excited as well. A popular TV show combined with a mega sports star who happens to be beautiful is a recipe for success. I mentioned this news to a “TapOut” t shirt wearing guy at Starbucks this afternoon and he was truly psyched. He kept pumping his fist, and saying,”dude, there’s lots of nudity on that show”! While he has a good point, my only hope is that Rousey gets to be the one to end the life of that little bastard, King Joffrey, via arm bar preferably.
Los Angeles, California—
In a shocking move by the once popular & now apparently insane R&B artist Kayne West, he has openly challenged Anderson Silva to an MMA fight. We are not sure what prompted this decision but we can only guess that it has a lot to do with Mr. West’s 15 minutes of fame quickly running out and his diminishing mental faculties. The pressure from being married to a reality TV skank and being hated by 94.6% of the American public can put a lot of mental stress on a weak minded guy like Kanye.
Anderson Silva is still recovering from an awful leg injury in his rematch with Chris Weidman. Silva’s lower leg basically fell off and he was been rehabbing ever since the surgery that followed. We talked to Silva via skype yesterday and asked if he was seriously considering taking the fight. “My leg has only recovered about 60% but since we are talking about a guy like West who is basically a little b*itch that holds a mic for living, I think I will take the fight”, Silva said smiling. Anderson went on to say he would donate his pay from the fight to a charity that can help prevent kids from growing up into a mega douche bag like Kayne West. “American children have been subjected to Kanye West and his in-law reality TV family for too long. Maybe this fight can raise some awareness of the growing problem of people like Kanye and company getting public attention that allows them to suck the intelligence right out of the American people”, Silva stated.
If Dana White does actually make this fight happen it could be the biggest UFC pay per view ever. The crossover between pop culture and MMA would generate a ton of media coverage. And even though Silva would basically be fighting one good leg I believe the end result would be a chalk outline of Kanye in the Octagon. I’m not talking about metaphorically dead, I mean he would not be alive anymore in reality. You see Kanye West is a tough guy when he is berating TMZ type reporters or snatching a mic from a 98 pound Taylor Swift. But it would be a different story when he is locked inside a cage with maybe the greatest fighter in the history of this planet. Hopefully this fight does happen soon. I would love to see it and the economy would get a boost from the PPV sales. Most importantly the viewing public would get a morale boost from seeing a terrible person punched and choked into oblivion.