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Justin Bieber Legally Changes ‘Race’ To African American Then Enters Name In NBA Draft

empire-sports-justin-bieber-changes-race-nba-draft-crazy-diddy-ross-nudeLOS ANGELES—

If there were any doubts that pop “star” Justin Bieber was insane they were quickly put to rest this week.  If fact, he’s been officially upgraded from ‘insane’ to ‘bat-shit crazy’ after his two latest stunts.

Last Tuesday, reports surfaced that Bieber filed documents in a Canadian court to legally change his race to African American.

“I’m the richest black man under twenty one and I got all this money, because my people deserve it”  Said Justin after stepping out of a Canadian courtroom early Tuesday morning.

“I was just tired of all the ‘I’m acting black comments’. Now I’m not acting black, because legally I am black,” he continued.  “Its like being gay. You don’t choose to be gay you’re born gay. I was born black.”

I know what you are thinking, “That’s a completely rational, normal thing for someone to do”.  But wait, it gets even better.   Just over one week after this act of insanity Bieber released a statement that he planned to enter his name in to the 2014 NBA draft.

“I’ve been ballin’ my whole life,” said Beiber “and I played in a bunch of all-star games and schooled everybody.  I know I can play in the NBA.”

If there was an Olympic sport for being crazy, Bieber would be the gold medalist.

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, after hearing Beiber’s plans to enter the draft, said about Justin, “he’s f*cking stupid.  He will never play in the NBA and he will not be in this year’s draft.”